February 2011
1 tag
nonchalantblogger:
sparklecum:
ayepapi:
teenagegoth:
when girls say “suck my dick”
your’e not cute “lol”
According to research, the clitoris is actually a fetal formation of the penis before the fetus develops into a female being. Therefore, when girls say “suck my dick,” they are, in part, correct.
why dont they say suck my underdeveloped dick
because that sounds retarded??????
...
can we skip the awkward hardley knowing each other phase in the relationship and straight to cuddling? ):
January 2011
Everyone there feels like they need to be saying...
“People always say how you should be yourself, like yourself is this definite thing. Like a toaster or something. Well, if that’s how it is than fuck that. My toaster changes colors.”
allegranash asked: I think you're really cute:)
i don’t like girls that act like ~girls~
A bad trip? this whole country, this whole world is on a bad trip, friend, but...
– Charles Bukowski (via teenageinnocence)
outside tannning
wot
1 tag
I’ve decided to try and keep text posts on this blawg to a minimum. If you are one of those beautiful people that actually reads my text posts and responds to them then feel free to follow my journal blog: http://journalingitupyo.tumblr.com/
I just began to use it today so it’s extra fr3$h.
what makes you happy makes me happy.
I like being close with people.
If I trust someone then I feel the need to be close to them too. I love relationships where there are no awkward areas.
Some people should not be allowed to make facebook groups.
ugh.
you know that kid at the parties that gets way too fucked up
that’s me
always.
drunk right now.
and half of me loves and and half of me realizes how pathetic i am.